Nobody likes dating the person that Seattle has become to Sun. You go out with them once, and suddenly they’re talking about you all over Facebook, posting pictures, always wanting to hang out, and telling all their friends, “Can you believe I went on a date with Sun? Oh man, she’s the best.”
No big surprise Sun is gone, and equally desperate Rain is still here, hoping one day we’ll settle for her. All the while, we’re still talking about much we miss sun.
Come on Seattle! Right now, Sun sometimes feels bad for us and gives us a pity date. That’s not good enough. We need to change our ways. Play it a little cooler.