There’s literally a chick in my Facebook feed right now who just posted a booty shot of herself — and all it says is ‘blessed.’ Now wait. Is that really a blessing?
If New York were a cat, it would eat your face after you collapsed in the kitchen from a heart attack … New York is getting laid off, and then getting laid off again. A few years later, the day of yet another layoff, New York is your credit card getting declined at CVS. You were buying a personal ointment and Cup O’ Noodles.
"FEELS" HAS BEEN A LEGIT TERM SINCE AT LEAST 1782:
— The Duchess, by Amanda Foreman.
Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, really wrote a real letter to her mother complaining about the feels in 1782.
I love everything.